I HAS A DAY ITZ “Today is Caturday!!!!”
I HAS A NEWDAY
I HAS A COUNT
GIMMEH NEWDAY
BOTH SAEM NEWDAY AN “Saturday”, O RLY?
YA RLY
IM IN YR LOOP
UPZ COUNT!!1
VISIBLE DAY
IZ COUNT BIGR THAN 4?, GTFO, KTHX
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
NO WAI
VISIBLE “Iz no Caturday!!!”
OIC
KTHXBYE